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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 00:39

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How long can a marriage survive after a long-term affair?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?